France and the veil - making sense of the confusion

This story is a confusing one for DECENT AND MORAL right-minded folk. On the one hand, you have the CHEESE-EATING SURRENDER MONKEYS of Old Europe's socialist haven France. On the other hand, you have ISLAMOFACISTS trying to force their lifestyle choices on Western nations.

France's lower house of parliament overwhelmingly approved a ban on burqa-like Islamic veils Tuesday, a move that is popular among French voters despite serious concerns from [Islamofacist] groups and [bleeding heart LIEberals].

It's a rare thing indeed to see the COWARDS of France stand up to invaders like this, so you have to give them credit. But at the same time, they TURNED THEIR BACKS on America when we needed them, despite how we saved them TWICE from the Nazis!
As for the Islamofacists, if I were to applaud them for anything, it would be in the dress sense of some of their women. The burqa does go a TAD FAR, but GOD DOES DEMAND WE DRESS MODESTLY!

1 Timothy 2:9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with braided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array

Remember this - "costly" is SUBJECTIVE! While some may have to make their own modest outfits or purchase them from Walmart, some of us can wear Chanel accessorized with a stunning platinum and diamond tennis bracelet for the same percentage of our husband's annual income. BUT ONLY SLUTS WEAR GOLD OR PEARLS!
What about the veil? Now that comes closer to proper morality, but nowhere in the Bible does it say we must wear that much! Just a HAT will do!

1 Corinthians 11:5 But every woman that prayeth or prophesieth with her head uncovered dishonoureth her head: for that is even all one as if she were shaven.

Not only that, if a woman is covering her hair completely, it would be impossible to tell if she's wearing it at a DECENT LENGTH!

1 Corinthians 11:15 But if a woman have long hair, it is a glory to her: for her hair is given her for a covering.

But I'm digressing. The point is we are to dress modestly, but not so modestly that a terrorist could hide a bomb under her clothes!
There's where the Islamofacists have gone wrong! They have TURNED THEIR BACK ON GOD, and instead of ACCEPTING CHRIST AS THEIR PERSONAL SAVIOR, they've chosen to worship Muhammed instead! THERE IS NO MENTION OF MUHAMMED ANYWHERE IN THE BIBLE!
As you can see, I've been having a difficult time trying to decide which side to cheer for. So I went and did what works 100% of the time - PRAYER! I give thanks to Jesus for bringing me to the right answer. I can't choose either side. The lesser of two evils is STILL EVIL! This "culture war" (can you have a proper culture war without good Christians standing up for God?) is nothing more than a petty internal squabble amongst the devil's minions!
All we can do here is pray that both sides find JESUS before it's too late (and we ARE in END TIMES), and send aid that will truly help them find peace. Chick tracts. They even come in French now!