International BURN a Koran Day

I am very, VERY excited about tomorrow! International BURN a Koran Day only comes once a year, and tomorrow's festivities promise to be FUN FUN FUN!
It may seem like a lot, but I've spent over $2500 on Korans to stoke the bonfire, so expect a BIG ROARING FLAME for families to gather around and roast hot dogs and marshmallows. Pastor Terry Jones at Dove World Outreach Center may be a little to LIBERAL at times, but the HOLY SPIRIT was WITH HIM when the LORD gave Pastor Jones the idea to start such a terrific holiday!
If you're in the area tomorrow, bring the kids, bring your appetite, and bring PLENTY of Korans, it's going to be a HUMDINGER of a day!