Funerals - a FANTASTIC OPPORTUNITY to WITNESS to the unsaved!

I went to my Aunt Cathleen's funeral on Thursday. I wasn't going to, not until JESUS spoke to and inspired me.
It's a funny thing about funerals. Outside of a TRUE CHRISTIAN church, no matter what the deceased was like, what they believed, or who they worshiped in life, the "pastor", priest, imam, rabbi, voodooist, or whatever CRAZINESS they call their SATANIC leaders will fill the mourners heads with LIES about how the deceased has gone on to a "better" place and is with God now. Unless they were a TRUE CHRISTIAN, that is, of course, BALONEY and we KNOW it, but others will keep on thinking that it's okay to not repent their sins and give their lives over to Jesus. But what can we do?
Now normally TRUE CHRISTIANS are advised to steer clear of false "churches", temples, mosques, laboratories, and mud huts. If we come across them, we should still usually do best to cross the street to AVOID them or take another route altogether to our destinations unless we plan on dropping off some King James Bibles or Chick tracts at their doors. Heck, what I'm going to suggest here should only be attempted by those who have been saved for at least a YEAR and are high-level tithers, as those who aren't could still be led astray by FALSE PROMISES of anyone going to Heaven no matter what.
If you are TRULY AND SECURELY SAVED, go to the funerals! Bring your King James Bible, bring your faith, be prepared to fight for the souls of the living!

Ephesians 6:11-20 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand.
Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness;
And your feet shod with the preparation of the gospel of peace;
Above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked.
And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God:
Praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints;
And for me, that utterance may be given unto me, that I may open my mouth boldly, to make known the mystery of the gospel,
For which I am an ambassador in bonds: that therein I may speak boldly, as I ought to speak.

My Aunt Cathleen, like most of my unsaved family, was an UNREPENTANT papist, so unfortunately she is going to be spending eternity ROASTING in the PITS OF HELL. It's TOO LATE to do anything for her. But the rest of my family? There is STILL A CHANCE. The funeral was at a papist "church", but with JESUS in my heart and my husband, Mr. Whitford, providing strong leadership, I KNEW I had it in me to do what was necessary.
You don't have to do it exactly the same way I did. Choose the BEST time to speak up. You will want to say something before you even cross the threshold to the house of FALSE WORSHIP, but bite your tongue and wait for a more opportune moment. Don't worry, JESUS will let you know when the time is right.
In my case, I was fortunate that my husband, Mr. Whitford, has taken to bringing his secretary, Bernard, along with him everywhere he goes in case he needs someone to take dictation, and my shorthand is terrible. I know, a male secretary? I was surprised at first too, but as Mr. Whitford always says, "There's no need to take a woman out of the kitchen when you can hire a man to do the job right." What follows is a transcript of what happened.

Priest (and likely pedophile): After years of fighting the cancer that finally claimed her, Cathleen is now at peace and can take comfort in the arms of God. She...
Me: LIES! LIES! LIES! Don't listen to this peddler of lies! Aunt Cathleen didn't repent her sins and accept JESUS! She died an IDOLATOR and you will ALL die idolators unless you turn your backs on the pope and REPENT TO GOD! "For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and idolatry. Because thou hast rejected the word of the LORD, he hath also rejected thee from being king!" It's in the BIBLE! GOD HATES IDOLATRY! STOP PRAYING TO MARY! Galatians! "Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these" including idolatry! Corinthians! "Neither be ye idolaters, as were some of them; as it is written!" READ Leviticus! Exodus! Deuteronomy! "But thus shall ye deal with them; ye shall destroy their altars, and break down their images, and cut down their groves, and burn their graven images with fire!" REPENT YOUR...

It was there that I was PHYSICALLY MANHANDLED and thrown out of the FAKE "church". Notice how I stuck to ONE concept, the worshiping of and praying to idols of Mary. Depending on where you are, you may be limited with how much time you have. You may be asked to leave like I was, or if you're at a mosque, you will want to leave before they behead you or a suicide bomber in the crowd EXPLODES himself to shut you up and DENY PEOPLE THE TRUTH.
Was it worth it? My cousin Peter gave me a call this morning, asked what I meant about idolatry. That was a few hours ago, and I shortly after had a PASTOR call him back, and they just finished talking before I sat to blog my experience. Peter is calling up his fake "church" now and driving over to the BIBLE BELIEVING BAPTIST CHURCH even as I write this so that he can be PROPERLY BAPTIZED. PRAISE JESUS!