Proof that PRAYER WORKS!

I would like to thank all the Prayer Warriors who spoke to God the past couple of days asking Him to HEAL me. As I was laying on my sofa, watching TBN and drinking gallons of ginger ale, I could feel THE LORD within me casting out the DEMONS who were sapping my strength and making me nauseated.
Today I am feeling MUCH better. My throat is still a little sore and I don't want to exert myself yet (so no street corner witnessing this week), but I am UP AND ABOUT once again, THANK YOU JESUS!
This is 100% PROOF THAT PRAYER WORKS! We don't need SOCIALIST HEALTH "CARE" in this nation when we already have EFFECTIVE HEALTH PRAYER!
Fortunately this turn for the better came in time to call Pastor Hinn and tell him he can cancel his flight, I don't need him to make a house call now.

Online debauchery has me worn down

I apologize that there won't be more of a post today. Last night, I spent far too long tracking and transcribing GRAPHIC PORNOGRAPHY in spoken form to pass on to the FCC, and possibly the FBI and Homeland Security.
Because of the shocking nature of the talk, both oral and written, I spent the entire night in my prayer closet begging Jesus to FORGIVE ME for what I witnessed. Today I'm finding myself a little under the weather, a FAIR AND JUST punishment from the Lord.