"Iron Man" is an ATTACK ON GOD!

Friends, it has come to my attention that the LIEberal, God-hating, America LAST wackos in Hellyweird have done it again! Apparently there is a series of movies about something called an "Iron Man"!

As we know, God is omnipotent...

Matthew 19:26 But Jesus beheld them, and said unto them, With men this is impossible; but with God all things are possible.

One of the absolute PROOFS of His omnipotence is His ability to create the only thing that can stand against Him - iron chariots!

Judges 1:19 And the LORD was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron.

(He can discomit them as per Judges 4:13-16, but He can't drive them out.)
Now why the Lord would create something He can't defeat, who knows? We can NOT presume to know His mind beyond what He has written in His Word, the Holy Bible. Perhaps it was to make things more exciting, the same way "Superman" has "Kryptonite".
However, this does give the enemies of God a weapon against Him. If He can't drive out iron chariots (by His own design), why not try making an IRON MAN!
This is SICKENING! While the Bible does specifically say iron chariots, and perhaps it's only iron made into the shape of a chariot that God designed to be the one thing He can't stop, it makes perfect sense for Satanists, witches, and atheists to try iron in other forms to see if God can't drive them out either!
Something needs to be done about this abominable attack on the Lord. Get on the phone and call your congressman! Write a letter to your senator! Hellyweird has gone TOO FAR and must be forced by law to stop this outrageous behavior!

Movie Review: Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

I was visiting with my sister today and my niece Brandi was inappropriately EXCITED by the latest piece of TRASH from Hellyweird - Scott Pilgrim vs. The World.
In this movie, a HARDCORE ROCK AND ROLLER wants to FORNICATE with a GOTHIC WITCH, but in order to do so he must first engage in what appears to be Oriential "martial arts" with the gothic's "seven evil exes" (and I've got news for you, with rock and roll, witchcraft, and fornication involved even in the "hero", everyone is evil in this "movie").
The "star" of the "film" is one Michael Cera. That name didn't sound American, so I made sure to look him up as soon as I got home. Sure enough, he's CANADIAN! TYPICAL LIBERAL HELLYWEIRD! They can't even give jobs to other American LIEberals! I don't know if anyone has asked Señor Cera for his papers yet, but don't be surprised if that Soviet Canuckistani isn't here legally.
Let me make myself clear. I'm not saying he is, but until I see his papers it is within the realm of possibility that MICHAEL CERA IS AN ILLEGAL ALIEN!
There are only two barely saving graces for this "film" (warranting a half point each).
One - unlike today's sissified boys, the men in this movie are willing to FIGHT, even if only one of the "seven evil exes" is an Islamofacist enemy of America.
Two - most "movies" from Hellyweird work hard to promulgate the LIES of the HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA. In this piece of FORNICATION PROPAGANDA, one of the "evil exes" for the gothic witch is another girl! For once, Hellyweird is being honest that HOMOSEXUALITY IS A CHOICE by having the main "fornication interest" in the "film" be someone who CHOSE TO BE A LESBIAN then CHOSE TO COME OUT OF THE HOMOSEXUAL DEATHSTYLE AND BE NORMAL AGAIN! Well, as "normal" as a hard core rock and rolling gothic witch can be, but we can't expect the Hellyweird leopard to change it's spots completely, can we?
Yes we can, but I don't see it happening anytime soon. Not as long as people continue to pay to see TRASH like this!
Well, I REFUSE TO SEE IT and YOU SHOULD TOO! Don't waste your time or money on it, time that can be better spent in Bible study and money that can be better spent in tithing.

Rating: * (out of five)