Saturday, August 14, 2010

Let's get back to REAL, MORAL families and marriage!

The recent attack on traditional marriage out of California is SADDENING but not really SHOCKING to people who have been PAYING ATTENTION. For years now, people of FAITH and MORALS have been warning of the DOWNWARD SPIRAL of declining decency in our society, a slippery slope to DEGRADATION and DESPAIR.
If we want to stop the onslaught against families and happiness that is "gay" "marriage", we can't just stop at keeping homosexuals in their place, HIDDEN AWAY in their LUSTFUL ENTANGLEMENTS from normal people. We need to get MARRIAGE AND FAMILIES BACK ON TRACK!

The first thing that must be done is FIX THE LAWS concerning DIVORCE!
Now it will be a while before a woman who marries but turns out not to be a virgin can be put on death row beside the murderers she is AS EVIL AS (Deuteronomy 21:13-21), but the Bible DOES PERMIT divorce.
Deuteronomy 24:1 When a man hath taken a wife, and married her, and it come to pass that she find no favour in his eyes, because he hath found some uncleanness in her: then let him write her a bill of divorcement, and give it in her hand, and send her out of his house.

It appears here that originally it was okay to remarry...
Deuteronomy 24:2 And when she is departed out of his house, she may go and be another man's wife.

There is more after this about what to do if the new husband also wants to send her out of his house, but it's IRRELEVANT NOW because MOSES got a little out of hand and gave BAD ADVICE, but it came from a good place because he was only thinking of the HARDNESS OF THE SINNERS' HEARTS!
Matthew 19:7-9 They say unto him, Why did Moses then command to give a writing of divorcement, and to put her away?
He saith unto them, Moses because of the hardness of your hearts suffered you to put away your wives: but from the beginning it was not so.
And I say unto you, Whosoever shall put away his wife, except it be for fornication, and shall marry another, committeth adultery: and whoso marrieth her which is put away doth commit adultery.

So unless the woman is a SLATTERN who spreads her legs for a man who isn't her husband, you can NO LONGER divorce and remarry! THIS MUST BE MADE INTO LAW SO WE CAN PROTECT THE TRADITIONAL FAMILY!

But what about WIDOWS? Surely it's okay for them to remarry!
1 Timothy 5:9-15 Let not a widow be taken into the number under threescore years old, having been the wife of one man.
Well reported of for good works; if she have brought up children, if she have lodged strangers, if she have washed the saints' feet, if she have relieved the afflicted, if she have diligently followed every good work.
But the younger widows refuse: for when they have begun to wax wanton against Christ, they will marry;
Having damnation, because they have cast off their first faith.
And withal they learn to be idle, wandering about from house to house; and not only idle, but tattlers also and busybodies, speaking things which they ought not.
I will therefore that the younger women marry, bear children, guide the house, give none occasion to the adversary to speak reproachfully.
For some are already turned aside after Satan.

If a widow is YOUNGER THAN 60, she should be permitted to REMARRY because many of them are ALREADY TURNED ASIDE AFTER SATAN! But widows over 60 should not remarry, nor should they be allowed to find any pleasure!
1 Timothy 5:5-6 Now she that is a widow indeed, and desolate, trusteth in God, and continueth in supplications and prayers night and day.
But she that liveth in pleasure is dead while she liveth.


Of course the only people who should be LEGALLY PERMITTED TO WED are TRUE CHRISTIANS - ONE MAN, ONE WOMAN, and ONE SAVIOR!
Matthew 19:4-6 And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female,
And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh?
Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.

1 Corinthians 7:1-2 Now concerning the things whereof ye wrote unto me: It is good for a man not to touch a woman.
Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband.

That takes care of the ONE MAN AND ONE WOMAN part, but what about the ONE SAVIOR?
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

If a man doesn't have CHRIST as his head, how can he be expected to be the head of a woman? HE CAN'T! For marriage to work, CHRIST MUST BE INVOLVED! This is why it's urgent to FIX THE LAW so that ONLY TRUE CHRISTIANS (Catholics, Mormons, and Jehovah's Witnesses need not apply) CAN MARRY! THIS MUST BE MADE INTO LAW SO WE CAN PROTECT THE TRADITIONAL FAMILY!

I know what you're thinking. It's one thing to protect MARRIAGE to protect the TRADITIONAL FAMILY, but what about all the Lotharios and floozies who spit in the face of God by shacking up in unholy pits of sin where they fornicate ceaselessly while taking the Lord's name in vain?
We already know from 1 Corinthians 7:1-2 above that while it's best for a man to not touch a woman, to AVOID FORNICATION they MUST MARRY. Sinners ask if fornication is all that bad. I've already pointed you to Deuteronomy 21:13-21 where it's made VERY CLEAR that a WOMAN WHO IS NOT A VIRGIN when she marries is AS EVIL AS A MURDERER! But come on now, do I have to do all your Bible reading for you? Fornicators are DOOMED TO HELL (1 Corinthians 6:9-10) and we MUST NOT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THEM (1 Corinthians 5:9). Fornicators are an AFFRONT TO GOD, and therefore are DANGEROUS TO SOCIETY! It's ALL OVER THE BIBLE! Fornication MUST BE MADE ILLEGAL (Deuteronomy again, I should not have to mentioned it a third time). THIS MUST BE MADE INTO LAW SO WE CAN PROTECT THE TRADITIONAL FAMILY!

Then there are the poor children of sex-crazed "parents" who put their own lustful desires AHEAD OF THE NEEDS OF THEIR CHILDREN, GRANDCHILDREN, GREAT GRANDCHILDREN, ETC!
Deuteronomy 23:2 A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

My church is RIGHT WITH GOD and already doesn't allow bastards or their progeny into the congregation. In order for any new person to join the church, they must provide DOCUMENTED PROOF going back TEN GENERATIONS that their parents, grandparents, etc. were LEGALLY MARRIED CHRISTIANS.
Most churches are lax on this, and because of this they are a THREAT TO THE TRADITIONAL FAMILY! The FULL FORCE OF THE LAW should be brought upon these LIBERAL "churches" to ensure that bastards and their offspring are NOT PERMITTED within their doors! THIS MUST BE MADE INTO LAW SO WE CAN PROTECT THE TRADITIONAL FAMILY!
Matthew 5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

Monday, August 9, 2010

Movie Review: Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

I was visiting with my sister today and my niece Brandi was inappropriately EXCITED by the latest piece of TRASH from Hellyweird - Scott Pilgrim vs. The World.
In this movie, a HARDCORE ROCK AND ROLLER wants to FORNICATE with a GOTHIC WITCH, but in order to do so he must first engage in what appears to be Oriential "martial arts" with the gothic's "seven evil exes" (and I've got news for you, with rock and roll, witchcraft, and fornication involved even in the "hero", everyone is evil in this "movie").
The "star" of the "film" is one Michael Cera. That name didn't sound American, so I made sure to look him up as soon as I got home. Sure enough, he's CANADIAN! TYPICAL LIBERAL HELLYWEIRD! They can't even give jobs to other American LIEberals! I don't know if anyone has asked SeƱor Cera for his papers yet, but don't be surprised if that Soviet Canuckistani isn't here legally.
Let me make myself clear. I'm not saying he is, but until I see his papers it is within the realm of possibility that MICHAEL CERA IS AN ILLEGAL ALIEN!
There are only two barely saving graces for this "film" (warranting a half point each).
One - unlike today's sissified boys, the men in this movie are willing to FIGHT, even if only one of the "seven evil exes" is an Islamofacist enemy of America.
Two - most "movies" from Hellyweird work hard to promulgate the LIES of the HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA. In this piece of FORNICATION PROPAGANDA, one of the "evil exes" for the gothic witch is another girl! For once, Hellyweird is being honest that HOMOSEXUALITY IS A CHOICE by having the main "fornication interest" in the "film" be someone who CHOSE TO BE A LESBIAN then CHOSE TO COME OUT OF THE HOMOSEXUAL DEATHSTYLE AND BE NORMAL AGAIN! Well, as "normal" as a hard core rock and rolling gothic witch can be, but we can't expect the Hellyweird leopard to change it's spots completely, can we?
Yes we can, but I don't see it happening anytime soon. Not as long as people continue to pay to see TRASH like this!
Well, I REFUSE TO SEE IT and YOU SHOULD TOO! Don't waste your time or money on it, time that can be better spent in Bible study and money that can be better spent in tithing.

Rating: * (out of five)

Saturday, August 7, 2010

Modern men are WEAKLINGS!

Disclaimer: The following is an advertisement on behalf of my husband, Mr. Whitford.

From the beginning of time, men were robust and built to LAST. Adam, the very first man, lived to the ripe old age of 930! Through the years, thanks to sin and the increased liberalism that brings, lifespans got shorter. Now it takes a miracle from God for anyone to live to even 100.
But it's not just a shorter life all this namby pambyism has wrought. Men are PHYSICALLY WEAKER, mere shadows of their former selves!
Judges 14:5-6 Then went Samson down, and his father and his mother, to Timnath, and came to the vineyards of Timnath: and, behold, a young lion roared against him.
And the Spirit of the LORD came mightily upon him, and he rent him as he would have rent a kid, and he had nothing in his hand: but he told not his father or his mother what he had done.

Yes, it's unfair to compare the strength of any man to that of Samson, especially when the Spirit of the LORD comes mightily upon him, so it wouldn't be right to expect any man to be able to rend a lion. BUT BEING ABLE TO REND A KID (baby goat) WAS SOMETHING THAT WAS ONCE CONSIDERED COMPARATIVELY EASY!
How many of today's sissified men can TEAR A GOAT APART WITH THEIR BARE HANDS?!!?
Horror at this realization has prompted my husband, Mr. Whitford, to announce his new business venture: a new BIBLICALLY CORRECT gymnasium for MEN ONLY... The Taut Christian.
Gone will be the useless free weights and treadmills that populate today's liberal atheist gyms. Instead, this facility will concentrate on building muscle through prayer and True Christian fellowship.
1 Timothy 4:8 For bodily exercise profiteth little: but godliness is profitable unto all things, having promise of the life that now is, and of that which is to come.

After working up a good sweat from wrestling with the demons that have weakened modern gentlemen, members will then be provided with discounted bottles of Mr. Whitford's new sports drink - Alligatorwine.
1 Timothy 5:23 Drink no longer water, but use a little wine for thy stomach's sake and thine often infirmities.

The Taut Christian will accept early membership enrollment starting Monday, August 9th, with its Grand Opening on Wednesday, September 8th.
Free samples of Alligatorwine will be made available after church tomorrow, Sunday August 8th, and will be given out every Sunday until the gymnasium opens. After that, it will only be available at The Taut Christian until a rollout throughout select stores starting February 2011. (All dates depending on if the Final Trumpet doesn't sound first.)

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Overdose on OUTRAGE!

Outrage! The COMMUNISTS in the Senate have today confirmed that known NAZI Elena Kagan to the Supreme Court!
"President" Obama said Thursday he was confident Elena Kagan would make an “outstanding” Supreme Court justice, following the Senate’s vote to confirm her as the fourth woman ever to to a seat on the bench.

Of course he would think she'll be "outstanding" as she votes to overrule the constitution and install B. Hussein Obama as DICTATOR FOR LIFE while sending patriotic TRUE CHRISTIAN Americans to the FEMA concentration camps where we will all be likely FORCED TO "GAY" "MARRY"!
A handful of mostly moderate Republicans broke with their party to back her: Maine Sens. Susan Collins and Olympia Snowe, South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham, retiring Sen. Judd Gregg of New Hampshire and Indiana Sen. Richard Lugar.

These RINOs (Republican In Name Only) should expect to be fully teabagged when they next come up for re-election!

Outrage! An ACTIVIST LIBERAL JUDGE destroyed DEMOCRACY when he overturned the decent and moral Proposition 8 in California!
A federal judge on Wednesday overturned a California ban on same-sex "marriage", ruling that the Proposition 8 ballot initiative was unconstitutional, but a pending appeal of the landmark ruling could prevent "gay" "weddings" from resuming in the state any time soon.

Something struck me as FISHY when I first heard this happened. Even activist liberal judges should be so disturbed at the thought of sodomy that they couldn't bring themselves to allow this particular destruction of the tradition family.
The ruling by U.S. District Judge Vaugh Walker, one of three openly "gay" federal judges in the country, gave opponents of the controversial Proposition 8 ballot a major victory.

Ah HA! This is a CONFLICT OF INTEREST! How can a homosexual be a JUDGE anyway? That would be like putting an ATHEIST on the bench! They have NO MORAL COMPASS, no way of telling right from wrong!
If the people of California want to correctly vote to oppress a minority, THEY SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO! Just tear the Constitution to shreds why don't you, "Judge" Walker! If you want to get married, CHOOSE TO BE A NORMAL HETEROSEXUAL! That's what my husband, Mr. Whitford, and I did, and look at how HAPPY WE ARE!

Outrage! Jackbooted government thugs DESTROY the entrepreneurial spirit in a YOUNG CHILD!
Oregon county officials have apologized after health inspectors told a 7-year-old girl that she can’t run a lemonade stand without a $120 temporary restaurant license.

Now I know what you're thinking. What kind of lesson can this girl learn if she expects a FREE RIDE into the business world? I agree. I pray her father made her buy all of her own supplies - either at cost at the store or with a slight mark-up from dad to provide a fair profit for him. But the GOVERNMENT shouldn't be CRUSHING FREE ENTERPRISE like this! Health inspectors? BAH! LET THE FREE MARKET DECIDE IF A FOOD ESTABLISHMENT IS CLEAN ENOUGH!
Hopefully this young lady can put this all behind her and concentrate on what's most vitally important for her future. Learning how to cook, clean, and sew so she can be a good wife and mother when she grows up.

A New Jersey family court judge's decision not to grant a restraining order to a woman who was sexually abused by her Moroccan husband and forced repeatedly to have sex with him is sounding the alarm for advocates of laws designed to ban Shariah in America.

Judge Joseph Charles, in denying the restraining order to the woman after her divorce, ruled that her ex-husband felt he had behaved according to his Muslim beliefs -- and that he did not have "criminal desire to or intent to sexually assault" his wife.

While wives SHOULD submit to their husbands, THEIR HUSBANDS HAVE TO SUBMIT TO CHRIST!
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

So it doesn't matter what this man's false beliefs are! Without Jesus, it was a sham "marriage" anyway!

To learn more on protecting real marriage from non-Christian "marriage", please watch my animated video tract, Defend Marriage, America!

We knew this day was coming because the New York City LIBERAL ELITE keep permitting Islamofacists who want nothing more than to trample all over our Constitution to build a MOSQUE on GROUND ZERO!

I weep for America as more and more of our CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS are chipped away by activist Nazi judges, "gay" "marrying" homosexuals, Stalinesque health boards, and Islamofacist building-mongers.

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Proof that PRAYER WORKS!

I would like to thank all the Prayer Warriors who spoke to God the past couple of days asking Him to HEAL me. As I was laying on my sofa, watching TBN and drinking gallons of ginger ale, I could feel THE LORD within me casting out the DEMONS who were sapping my strength and making me nauseated.
Today I am feeling MUCH better. My throat is still a little sore and I don't want to exert myself yet (so no street corner witnessing this week), but I am UP AND ABOUT once again, THANK YOU JESUS!
This is 100% PROOF THAT PRAYER WORKS! We don't need SOCIALIST HEALTH "CARE" in this nation when we already have EFFECTIVE HEALTH PRAYER!
Fortunately this turn for the better came in time to call Pastor Hinn and tell him he can cancel his flight, I don't need him to make a house call now.

Monday, August 2, 2010

Online debauchery has me worn down

I apologize that there won't be more of a post today. Last night, I spent far too long tracking and transcribing GRAPHIC PORNOGRAPHY in spoken form to pass on to the FCC, and possibly the FBI and Homeland Security.
Because of the shocking nature of the talk, both oral and written, I spent the entire night in my prayer closet begging Jesus to FORGIVE ME for what I witnessed. Today I'm finding myself a little under the weather, a FAIR AND JUST punishment from the Lord.