Saturday, September 18, 2010

Funerals - a FANTASTIC OPPORTUNITY to WITNESS to the unsaved!

I went to my Aunt Cathleen's funeral on Thursday. I wasn't going to, not until JESUS spoke to and inspired me.
It's a funny thing about funerals. Outside of a TRUE CHRISTIAN church, no matter what the deceased was like, what they believed, or who they worshiped in life, the "pastor", priest, imam, rabbi, voodooist, or whatever CRAZINESS they call their SATANIC leaders will fill the mourners heads with LIES about how the deceased has gone on to a "better" place and is with God now. Unless they were a TRUE CHRISTIAN, that is, of course, BALONEY and we KNOW it, but others will keep on thinking that it's okay to not repent their sins and give their lives over to Jesus. But what can we do?
Now normally TRUE CHRISTIANS are advised to steer clear of false "churches", temples, mosques, laboratories, and mud huts. If we come across them, we should still usually do best to cross the street to AVOID them or take another route altogether to our destinations unless we plan on dropping off some King James Bibles or Chick tracts at their doors. Heck, what I'm going to suggest here should only be attempted by those who have been saved for at least a YEAR and are high-level tithers, as those who aren't could still be led astray by FALSE PROMISES of anyone going to Heaven no matter what.
If you are TRULY AND SECURELY SAVED, go to the funerals! Bring your King James Bible, bring your faith, be prepared to fight for the souls of the living!

Ephesians 6:11-20 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand.
Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness;
And your feet shod with the preparation of the gospel of peace;
Above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked.
And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God:
Praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints;
And for me, that utterance may be given unto me, that I may open my mouth boldly, to make known the mystery of the gospel,
For which I am an ambassador in bonds: that therein I may speak boldly, as I ought to speak.

My Aunt Cathleen, like most of my unsaved family, was an UNREPENTANT papist, so unfortunately she is going to be spending eternity ROASTING in the PITS OF HELL. It's TOO LATE to do anything for her. But the rest of my family? There is STILL A CHANCE. The funeral was at a papist "church", but with JESUS in my heart and my husband, Mr. Whitford, providing strong leadership, I KNEW I had it in me to do what was necessary.
You don't have to do it exactly the same way I did. Choose the BEST time to speak up. You will want to say something before you even cross the threshold to the house of FALSE WORSHIP, but bite your tongue and wait for a more opportune moment. Don't worry, JESUS will let you know when the time is right.
In my case, I was fortunate that my husband, Mr. Whitford, has taken to bringing his secretary, Bernard, along with him everywhere he goes in case he needs someone to take dictation, and my shorthand is terrible. I know, a male secretary? I was surprised at first too, but as Mr. Whitford always says, "There's no need to take a woman out of the kitchen when you can hire a man to do the job right." What follows is a transcript of what happened.

Priest (and likely pedophile): After years of fighting the cancer that finally claimed her, Cathleen is now at peace and can take comfort in the arms of God. She...
Me: LIES! LIES! LIES! Don't listen to this peddler of lies! Aunt Cathleen didn't repent her sins and accept JESUS! She died an IDOLATOR and you will ALL die idolators unless you turn your backs on the pope and REPENT TO GOD! "For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and idolatry. Because thou hast rejected the word of the LORD, he hath also rejected thee from being king!" It's in the BIBLE! GOD HATES IDOLATRY! STOP PRAYING TO MARY! Galatians! "Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these" including idolatry! Corinthians! "Neither be ye idolaters, as were some of them; as it is written!" READ Leviticus! Exodus! Deuteronomy! "But thus shall ye deal with them; ye shall destroy their altars, and break down their images, and cut down their groves, and burn their graven images with fire!" REPENT YOUR...

It was there that I was PHYSICALLY MANHANDLED and thrown out of the FAKE "church". Notice how I stuck to ONE concept, the worshiping of and praying to idols of Mary. Depending on where you are, you may be limited with how much time you have. You may be asked to leave like I was, or if you're at a mosque, you will want to leave before they behead you or a suicide bomber in the crowd EXPLODES himself to shut you up and DENY PEOPLE THE TRUTH.
Was it worth it? My cousin Peter gave me a call this morning, asked what I meant about idolatry. That was a few hours ago, and I shortly after had a PASTOR call him back, and they just finished talking before I sat to blog my experience. Peter is calling up his fake "church" now and driving over to the BIBLE BELIEVING BAPTIST CHURCH even as I write this so that he can be PROPERLY BAPTIZED. PRAISE JESUS!

Friday, September 17, 2010

Does God love EVERYONE?

I keep hearing LIEberals whining that "God loves everyone" when they refuse to grab the ETERNAL lifeline that JESUS has thrown them through His ULTIMATE SACRIFICE, the GREATEST SACRIFICE IN HISTORY, on that cross on Calvary.
John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in Him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

Yes, He loves the WORLD but not the SINNERS who taint it!

But again it comes to LOVE, HATE and knowing before we're BORN who is going to Hell and who isn't. We're given a choice, but He already knows what choice we'll make! That means He is allowing people to be born who He KNOWS will choose SIN. God could easily allow only those who will choose Him to be born, thus ensuring most people will get to Heaven. He doesn't do that though. He allows BILLIONS of people He KNOWS will reject Him to be born. He sends them into the world knowing exactly who will accept Him and who won't!

Let's put it this way. Pretend you have a child, and you and your child are facing a small airplane with a faulty engine. There are two bags there, and it's entirely up to the child which bag to pick. One is a real parachute, it's bland and boring but will save your child's life. The other is a pretty bag, lots of flashing lights and a built-in mp3 player. But instead of a parachute, it contains a picnic blanket.

Now, you knew about these two bags before getting into the plane, and knowing your offspring, you know that your child will pick the flashy bag, and he or she is just stupid enough to think they can float down holding the picnic blanket. Once you're in the airplane, the engine that you were aware was faulty stops as expecting so the child has no choice but to jump. However, you have it in your power to keep the child from getting on the plane in the first place.

So, knowing your mildly-retarded child will pick the wrong bag and plummet to his or her death, do you love your child enough that you will be horribly sad as he or she speeds toward the ground as you knew he or she would, do you hate your child enough to gladly watch him or her regret a very stupid decision, or do you love your child so much that you would keep him or her from getting on the plane?

God allows BILLIONS of children to get on the plane, even though He knows most of them will pick the FLASHY BAG. He even allows the actual parachute to be HIDDEN from many of them, or He talks them them out of taking the parachute that will save their lives (John 12:40 He hath blinded their eyes, and hardened their heart; that they should not see with their eyes, nor understand with their heart, and be converted, and I should heal them). That's some TWISTED KIND OF LOVE! No, it only makes sense that He HATES MOST PEOPLE, and only loves (and GREATLY loves!) those of us He knows will choose the SACRIFICE OF JESUS!

Friday, September 10, 2010

International BURN a Koran Day

I am very, VERY excited about tomorrow! International BURN a Koran Day only comes once a year, and tomorrow's festivities promise to be FUN FUN FUN!
It may seem like a lot, but I've spent over $2500 on Korans to stoke the bonfire, so expect a BIG ROARING FLAME for families to gather around and roast hot dogs and marshmallows. Pastor Terry Jones at Dove World Outreach Center may be a little to LIBERAL at times, but the HOLY SPIRIT was WITH HIM when the LORD gave Pastor Jones the idea to start such a terrific holiday!
If you're in the area tomorrow, bring the kids, bring your appetite, and bring PLENTY of Korans, it's going to be a HUMDINGER of a day!

Sunday, September 5, 2010

"Iron Man" is an ATTACK ON GOD!

Friends, it has come to my attention that the LIEberal, God-hating, America LAST wackos in Hellyweird have done it again! Apparently there is a series of movies about something called an "Iron Man"!

As we know, God is omnipotent...
Matthew 19:26 But Jesus beheld them, and said unto them, With men this is impossible; but with God all things are possible.

One of the absolute PROOFS of His omnipotence is His ability to create the only thing that can stand against Him - iron chariots!
Judges 1:19 And the LORD was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron.

(He can discomit them as per Judges 4:13-16, but He can't drive them out.)
Now why the Lord would create something He can't defeat, who knows? We can NOT presume to know His mind beyond what He has written in His Word, the Holy Bible. Perhaps it was to make things more exciting, the same way "Superman" has "Kryptonite".
However, this does give the enemies of God a weapon against Him. If He can't drive out iron chariots (by His own design), why not try making an IRON MAN!
This is SICKENING! While the Bible does specifically say iron chariots, and perhaps it's only iron made into the shape of a chariot that God designed to be the one thing He can't stop, it makes perfect sense for Satanists, witches, and atheists to try iron in other forms to see if God can't drive them out either!
Something needs to be done about this abominable attack on the Lord. Get on the phone and call your congressman! Write a letter to your senator! Hellyweird has gone TOO FAR and must be forced by law to stop this outrageous behavior!